The Solomon approach to problem solving
Robber shows up
Asks me to find my money
I break down into tears and tell him I’ll help him look
that actually happened once. robber broke in, demanded all money, then gave it back when he counted it out and it was less than 10 dollars
“GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!”
starts laughcrying and is consoled by the burglar
What is this?
Lamp.
Probably a moth attractor, yes. But could also be a very dull cat tree. Either way, now it has eyes.
Could also be a sign without text.
Dumbbell with a thin weigh on the bottom and a marshmallow attached on the top.
An ice cube being lifted by a geyser.
A dice on a stick
Looks like a Sonos Five on a stand to me (hifi speaker).
Missed the couch.
It’s a two man lift according to the Burglar Union, he knows it’s safe
Wisdom: Work smart, not hard.
That guy aims like he heard an acorn
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