Not the Onion, but still great satire.
Oh hey, I’ve seen this at a factory before. Sometimes you have to create your own problems if you want that overtime.
New theory, the military industrial complex is officially late on child support.
Theory? Will Smith joked about $500 hammers in Independence Day 25 years ago; the government giveaway to grifting military industrial corps is 50+ years old and one of the reasons why the right would never dismantle the federal state.
I think it was the writer for ian malcom’s character’s dad, not will smith
It’s great practice for the coming water/food wars
Don’t worry, it won’t be the first time I’ve fought someone over some margarita
Brilliant headline, but I stopped reading when I scrolled and I got a popup ad for their merch.
That’s fair. I often forget there are ads on the internet. I look at these through an RSS reader and Firefox Enhanced Tracking Protection set to Strict is enough that I hardly ever see an ad.
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