“Honey, do you have anything for the garage sale?”
“Yea, I got tired of fucking this hotdog weeks ago.”
“K babe.”
It was an estate sale, duh. For some reason no one wanted Grandpa’s novelty Fleshlight collection.
I’ve never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.
Maybe you need one of these as well.
I’m so disappointed that it is a normal human dick and not a duck’s corkscrew dick.
And once the joke is over, you can celebrate with your wiener
So I noticed two seams… can you load the wiener both ways? That’d be some kind of celebration.
Bruh who tf sells their Fleshlight at a garage sale
The guy who buys a hotdog fleshlight.
Is that what they mean by giving the dog a bone?
You probably should mark this as NSFW btw.
But what if OP works at the hotdog fleshlight factory?