Local teachers scrambled for $5,000 worth of cash during the Sioux Falls Stampede hockey game on Saturday night.

The first-ever Dash for Cash event pitted 10 Sioux Falls area teachers against each other to grab as many single dollar bills as possible in less than five minutes. The money, meant to go toward either their classroom or school, was donated by CU Mortgage Direct.

What the actual f<expletive deleted>!?!?! I would wager a year’s salary that the stadium gets MILLIONS in direct and indirect funding from various levels of government, but teachers—people who actually contribute to society!—are left to scramble and wrestle each other for chump change to improve their classrooms!

Late-stage capitalism at its finest! Everything is a spectacle with the poor providing entertainment for the rich.

Mother. Pus. Bucket!