Build your own cravings box - too big thinky
soft taco - get crunchy, coward
chalupa supreme - not that crunchy
cantina chicken bowl - doesnt look appetizing to me
cantina chicken soft taco - it’s like a 1:10 ratio of chicken to bullshit
cantina chicken burrito - I sleep
Vanilla creme limonada freeze - you don’t need the creme when it comes to lemon
Cheesy roll up - respect yourself
cheesy fiesta potatoes - it bothers me they use the word fiesta
Mexican pizza combo - you can get better value
mild sauce packet - grow up
reduced-fat sour cream - I know calorie nerds swear by it but I dislike it on principal
creamy jalapeno sauce - that’s a shit load of calories though holy SHIT
red sauce - respect yourself
Mexican pizza sauce - respect yourself
wild strawberry freeze - the word wild
cheesy toasted breakfast burrito bacon - weird naming convention and it’s mogged by sausage
Thank you
Counterpoint, the build your own cravings box is just about the only way to get a full vegan meal (assuming youre okay buying from the cow slaughtering business in the first place). Everything has cheese or sour crean by default so if you have to customize it all anyway its cheaper to get the box.
Counter to my counterpoint, They run their kitchens in an assembly line fashion that means 4 people will touch your food before its done and with the long and confusing receipts custom orders print, they will get your order wrong 50% of the time. So your vegan box turns into a fun way to gamble, especially if you live somewhere they couldn’t possibly conceive of someone substituting beef for potatoes or anything else and think you made a mistake.
For what it’s worth (in regards to my badpost), I tried to not just bash vegan options. I also just sort of hoped that nobody would come into a thread about the taco bell menu on c/badposting thinking they were getting good philosophy. This explanation of the build your own box was a tasteful addition, thank you.
In the spirit of bad posting and to turn this ship around, you did say mild sauce is for children so I’m afraid we’re gonna have to fight.
Sorry, I don’t fight itty bitty fucking babies who can’t handle a widde bit of spice
I just get 3 cheesy bean and rice burritos “hold the cheesy” and they’ve never objected. I usually pack myself a lunch anymore though because I don’t have that kinda eating out money and if I do I might as well go to a sit down place since it’s the same price anyway in 2024.