L. M. F. A. O.
Anon is definitely not asian.
Asian parents would tell you to get you ass to school, even if you have Covid.
Like my mom doesn’t care if I infect the whole school with covid, as long as I’m not dead, I have to be in school.
🤦♂️
Ironically, you will probably do better in school if you take 1-2 days off to rest, instead of wasting 3-4 days going in and getting nothing out of it because you’re unable to focus. But who cares, right?
Yeh, try explaining that to an Asian parent.
Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school!
Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school!
Can relate, I’m Balkan…
Is it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
Broke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!
Nah, that’s when you get a happy ending.
Knowing my folks, they’d, no joke, probably question the possibility of my quickly learning to write with my feet before calling it a day… Maybe for a second, but they certainly would!
You’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !
And thats why the whole plannet caught it 🤣
Yea Covid is not a secret weapon unleashed by some government. Its actually the wrath of asian helicopter parents. You’ve angered Confucious, so his spirit was invoked to teach y’all a lesson. Yep thats right. Covid is caused by old spirits. 🫠
Also if you had a single mother raising all the kids and working overtime at some factory.
I’d usually be found at school hugging a bottle of gingerale and periodically power puking in the bathroom when I was really sick.
Very rarely did I get out of it, and usually it was for strep throat or stomach infection.
My parents were not Asian and still made me go to school while sick. I’d vomit by 10am and get scolded for making them take off work because the nurse called. I’d have a 102 degree fever and go to school. Race has nothing to do with it.
Every race/ethnicity/nationality thinks they have the worst parents.
Well why do you think the future belong to them?
All your future are belong to us.
The future belongs to asia? Wat
Your happiest childhood memory is predicated on a lie, anon. Fake just like everything else you put your grubby little hands on.
So you were always like this.
Anons got his whole life of 4-40 ahead of him.
Damn… at least I had a shit childhood as well.
