Contract has been signed. Resignation letter is being drafted.
Woooo fucking hooooo.
Theres literally no one to replace me. Fuck these people.
Congrats!!!
I’m sure they’re not worried about disgruntled employees at least, they’ve got a great security team to protect things!
Oh wait…
Hahaha well, I’m sure all the medical clients we have are going to be thrilled.
No longer your circus, no longer your monkeys!
Maybe I could get a job there and just faff about for a few weeks of pay until they realise I’ve no idea what I’m doing.
Don’t worry, they’ll just transfer the workload to one of the few remaining staff they have left and let them handle it all for no extra pay. What could go wrong?!
😂😂😂
There is now 1 lonely account manager
Can I join you?
DT Takes Fluffy Butt’s Former Workplace
That’s great news. I’m so lad you’re out of there
Thanks heaps mate :)
Congrats dude. Onwards and upwards.
Woo! 🎉🎊🥂
👌🏻 nice
Yay. 🍾
Late reply but congrats!! Let’s hope the next place is reasonably sane although it’ll be hard to beat the chaos this place has fallen into. Pretty sad how quickly it went down the gurgler compared to when you first started!
I’m genuinely sad that this is how it’s played out. I’ve never seen this happen before.
They’ve now had 6 resignations this month.
Unreal.
Yay!!🥳
YES
burn 'em to the ground
Damn straight!
The utter hubris is beguiling.
Woo hoo. Good going! So happy for you!
Thanks mate :)
Ordered 3 got 4 🙃
I think that’s the trick… go on a Monday. So lucky to have a view like that just opposite the place.
Oh yum! 😍
Ahhh how the stress just disappears.
Shame they won’t give me garden leave. I think I’ll have another day in the city tomorrow lol
Was nice being out and about around people. Just sat down every hour or so and took out the laptop to check for any messages.
Yay, I got the new house rental. Just got to sign the lease and I;m in.
here comes beach living 🥹
Congrats 🎉🥂
Congrats!
Beach is good for the soul :)
Grats!
Yay, that’s so exciting!! Beach life is so good!
Wow that was quick! Congrats.
Dear My Brain,
Please stop awakening me at 3:50am on the dot every night. No, it is not time to wake up yet.
Sincerely,
Me.
Same, but around 5 - 5:30am for me. I’ve been researching why I keep having interrupted sleep and I’ve put it down to stress. But my life has a baseline level of stress which I’m pretty much always under, so I don’t know how to reduce it below that to stop this from happening.
We’re gettin old
it depends how hungry Ted Cat is
the meowing and then the pawing can start about 5
Bit early but this is my dinner.
See you after my coma.
It’s burger time
Head of security resigned. They now have no security team lol
What a shit show
🤯
Oh god, oh god oh no my toes!
I can deal with other people’s and animals injuries, but when it comes to myself I feel like fainting
I have jelly legs from changing the bandaids omg
💀💀💀
I’ve died
Oh no! What have you done? Can your OH help? That’s what I do with injuries that involve blood, being a big wuss myself
It’s just warts that I’ve been using salicylic acid on for the past
twofew weeks lol 👀💀title
The big toe has a big wart that’s on its way out. My second toe had two small warts which have come out, but the wound/crater is deep and gives me the epic willies 😂 it doesn’t hurt but looks fucking AWFUL 😱
Mein liebe is totally ick AF about stuff like this haha! He’d help if I ask, 100%, but I’d rather not subject his weak stomach to my witchy-toes ha
Just when we’re all about to have dins:
Glad to hear the salicylic is working though.
Did you give them names?
Elon and Donald?
I was trying to come up with something clever, but this is great!
Perfect.
So good that the treatment worked! I have one on my leg, and the stuff from the chemist just irritated it and caused a skin infection
spoiler
wart removal … 🤢🐸😂
🙀🦶
smashes paint
Aht
I put down some of the Born olive green and tried to match it with a limited palette of Anko paints. It’s not identical but if you look at the palette knife (used to mix) and the centre colour put directly on the swatch it’s kinda close
I should wait and see if it darkens when it dries.
Edit: I had cleaned the knife but scraped from the rapidly drying pile for a better comparison. It looks a little cooler (and like a gross paste) but not miles off
looking good 🙂
so this is what I did to test the colours of a water colour palette , I’m not up to mixing colours yet. I can barely do a good wash.
The colour dried way darker than it looked when wet so I don’t know what I’m gonna do about trying to match :( I’m not really going through anything in an organised way. Just figured I’d give it a go.
That looks really neat
Just keep working at it. Everything takes practice. 🙂
I guess I just try to mix a shade or two lighter? Thanks
The face of “overstimulated from too many pats”.
She’s so gorgeous 😍
D’ya reckon you could make a successful pea and ham soup with sliced ham rather than ham hock? EDIT: Because savemore supermarket has a lot of cheap ham, often.
I actually use smoked sausage called rookwurst. I put the whole sausage in ( shut up ) , it swells up, ( shut up ) then drag it out and slice it to have with the soup .
I also put a tiny bit of maggi seasoning in my bowl of soup.
iow, why not, there are many different recipes and they all taste good
I had to read that as if vicky pollard spoke it:
“Don’t be givin me evils”
I’m not much of a chef, so my instinct is that you’d end up with a soggy sausage, but what you’re saying is it’s quite firm at the end?
yes, quite firm
but drippy
🤣
I reckon you’d need to make the base stock with a ham bone - they’re cheap at butchers shops. With the pease, onion, carrot and bay leaf as per usual but cook it for longer. A slow cooker would be perfect for the job. Then add the chopped sliced ham to the soup at the end. No need to add salt then, the sliced ham will have enough. Just using the sliced ham only you’ll lose out on the glorious gelatinous mouthfeel of a proper pea & ham soup, and it won’t set to a jelly like a ham bone/ham hock soup would.
Yes, but it will lack most of the jelly. How thin is this ham cut? I wouldn’t try it with sandwich slice unless really stuck for options.
Yeah, that’s kinda what I was thinking, it lacks the collagen that hock would come with.
You could add a pigs foot like for holodets but idk how palatable that sounds. Chicken wings would also add collagen
Otherwise bones with a little vinegar work.
This would work very well. Most butchers will have packs of 1 or 2 pigs trotters - scrub well, heave ONE into the pot with the pease and when cooked you’ll have a lovely gelatinous stock.
They don’t have much taste - you can make sweet fruit jellies with pigs trotters and very nice they are too - but the collagen/gelatine they release is incredible. Freeze the other trotter for the next time.Wondering if Melbcat might enjoy. She wasn’t big on bone broth though because it didn’t have a strong flavour. She likes a meaty taste
You could try asking for the end bits? Will still lack jelly but can be cut chunky.
Yeah won’t taste exactly the same and the texture/consistency will be more “liquidy” I think. Should still taste good though. I normally chuck in about 200g of cooked/chopped bacon as well.
Hot water fixed, yay. Now running through the usual “yes, I already tried that, as I mentioned in 3 separate emails” gauntlet to get dishwasher people to get someone out to fix it or organise a replacement… can’t be arsed going back into the office after working from home while the plumber was here. I had lunch and don’t feel like talking to anyone. Too late in the day to do any local site visits either. mehhhh
All of the fucks have fucked off.
I’m impressed you had fucks to begin with
the fuck fountain runneth dry
Manager knows that I’m waiting for a job offer and has indicated that I should take leave before the new role.
Currently on secondment and he’s kind of said to plan on not coming back.
Apparently I have excess leave and this solves a problem for him.
Okay then.
nah fam, make him pay that shit out when you leave
I get leave loading when I take leave, so end up getting a bit more. And I’m moving to another gov dept, so all my entitlements carry over.
Considering I’ve got shit ton of leave, it works in everyone’s favour.
as in they dont want you back? or as in the role wont exist?
Are people taking Dutons DOGE threats seriously?
They’re looking at cutting roles regardless. Our programme is coming to an end, so if anyone leaves before their contract ends, they just won’t replace them.
With the announcement last week, there is a bit of a scramble. My vacant role can be canned, meaning someone else won’t be made redundant.
In my team there are three others doing similar work to mine, so my workload can easily be spread amongst them.
Today I simply can’t. That is all.