I would have recommended “Cap’N Crushing Depression”
Or possibly “Cap’n Budget Crunch” with the speech bubble saying “This is my dinner.”
Cap’n Budget Crunch is so good. I hope someone like suspicious plant does something like that.
edit: it’s not suspicious plant. I can’t remember the username, but it’s the person who makes the fake packaged toys and stuff.
I think it’s Obvious Plant.
That’s the person 👉😎👉 Thanks, it was bugging me.
Oops! all
- college debt
- untreated psychological issues
- bills
- layoffs
- absence of human connection
- unhealthy coping strategies
Since the Cap’N feels nothing, guess that includes not feeling his cereal cut open the roof of his mouth.
I would totally buy that and have every intention of eating it, but wouldn’t ever seem to “get around to it”, yet I also wouldn’t really be able to account for what I was doing to prevent me from “getting around to it”.
…diabetes?
Cap’n Kaladin
