Changing the world, one megacorp headquarters at a time ❤️
Use stone first
finally something truly heart warming as claimed
“WITH THE LEMONS!”
Explain
As the other user said, please don’t rob yourself of the absolute joy that are Portal, and Portal2.
Oh boy, I envy you getting to enjoy the spectacle of Cave Johnson for the first time. For full effect play portal 2 (can’t remember if it’s coop or solo play so play both for good measure) or if you don’t have the time you can find a super cut of all of his recordings. I will explain no more because the written word has nothing on JK Simmons
Solo play is where you find CJ for the first time.
Does he have any recordings hidden in the co op mode? Its been like ten years but I remember laughing hysterically playing that with my dad so the memories kinda blend Glados’ nonsense with Cave’s
I couldn’t tell you, I only got P2 last year, and have no one to play co-op with. I just know he showed up in the third game they made for VR
Did not know about portal VR, guess I’m heading back in for some testing
I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
“Beard dirt”
J.k Simmons isn’t allowed to die
Would it be so bad to see this in the news just once?
Warms more than the heart
And then the rebuilding costs were all passed along to their customers.
If only their insurance would cover it.
Orphan crushing machine
Be the change you want to see in society.
This is basically the plot of Leverage, and part of why it’s such a good show.
If only the would depict IT a tad more realistically… never seen a more hilarious hacking than in this show.
Clearly you haven’t watched NCIS
The whole scene is just excellent.
So many details that can either give you an aneurysm or make you belly laugh.
Apparently they purposely made their hacking scenes sillier to see how far they could go (I think they were in an informal contest with another show’s writers). That scene is their masterpiece.
I love that character. I don’t even know her name, but my mom watches NCIS on repeat, and sometimes I watch with her just for that character
She’s such a mall punk
She’s like 40 and dresses like that at work.
…and other reasons I love this character
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Allegedly, NCIS and CIA had a sort of informal contest as to who could get away with the worst computer/technology scene. That’s how this scene came about.
I love the part where they stop the hacking by pulling the monitor cable.
Nah they pulled the power cord not the monitor cable.
Power cord to a monitor. Not that it would matter if it was the PC power cable though since I kind of doubt they would have “the entire network” on one system
I mean both cords look the same soooo, also as dumb as that scene is the whole point was the hackers were targeting her system not anything else so shutting off that one system was good enough
Dude she was getting hacked.
Oh absolutely. I work in information security, and I definitely have a good amount of “but that’s not how it works!” when I watch it.
But hey, it’s entertaining, and it’s not like other shows get it much better.
Watched Nerve last night. They said because the game is open source, then can just make changes, submit them,then use a botnet to vote the changes into effect to crash the game… All within like 2 hours…
An Exciting Dystopia.
Finally! A good fucking news
Probably a bit too heartwarming for their taste.
- billionaire CEO’s 3rd, 4th, and 5th homes, before getting AR-15’d by His bodyguards (who wear shock collars in exchange for healthcare coverage)
Heartwarming AND headquarters warming!
One lemon at a time