I propose we use roofies! It sounds cute and probably isn’t taken already.
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You could try just not caring. It’s really simple.
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zipto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Texan Moved Fam to Russia to Flee Woke—Now He’s Headed to Ukraine Front LineEnglish7·1 day agoDo Russians not eat hamburgers? Is something stopping them from doing so?
As long as discord can voice calls and channels that are quick and easy to join, it literally does all most people need.
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You'd need to calculate the compound interest17·1 day agoYou will die, come back to receive your dollar, then immediately did again.
I’m sorry.
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zipto Crazy Fucking Videos@lemmy.world•Disabled people zip-tieded protesting medicaid cutsEnglish1·1 day agoWhile you’re at it, you should probably fix “ziptieded” too.
Spaghetti is an Italian word, so it’s fine!
Dude’s still just human, even if he is a fucking idiot. Are we trying to draw parallels to Hitler because “art”?
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zipto solarpunk memes@slrpnk.net•the perfect spot to plant my ten year old bag of freeze dried survival seeds13·3 days agoIdk what kind of wimpy clover you’ve got, but the kind around here grows as tall as the grass. Definitely need to mow.
I read buttshit somehow and realized that bullshit was far more reasonable after finishing the rest of the text.
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zipto Futurology@futurology.today•Japanese researchers got obese mice to lose weight using single-shot gene editing to get their bodies to produce the same drug that is in Ozempic.English5·3 days agoDamn, what was the steak I had last night made out of, then?
Why would an essay assignment have multiple paragraphs of instructions?
Ah yes, “logical fallacies”, the internet dork’s favorite counter argument.
Google and Apple are both Trillion dollar companies, both are a problem.
Won’t someone think of the trillion dollar corporation?
And give them money twice?!
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zipto Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•It might be too late for the Threadiverse...English41·4 days agoGenerally, when you read a comment that makes you wonder just how dumb the person who wrote it is, it comes from one of those two places. At least they’re consistent?
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zipto Games@lemmy.world•Former Dead Island 2 Dev Addresses Delay: 'Boy, That Game Sucked'English10·5 days agoEpic denied my refund request for this game because I had just barely over 2 hours of play time, but accepted the request of my friend I bought it with. I’ll never buy anything from them again. I should’ve known not to buy from them.
Really boring game overall. Wouldn’t recommend for full price. Maybe like $20-30.
I think both “the show had 5 great seasons but a terrible ending” is as bad as “the show has 3 bad seasons but the last 2 are great!” are equally bad and reasons that I would not watch something.
It’s not like there aren’t hundreds of other options.
This complete misunderstanding of “comeback” was surprisingly humorous, thank you.
Brother, there are purple who sincerely believe that the earth is flat. Truth does not prevent controversy.