The Chinese have already laid the outline on how to handle Trump’s tariffs. Just match the rates and then wait for him to cave. Then he’ll announce how they reached a great historic deal

Here we go again

Eye shadow for even you need to arrest the mayor by 5 but have to be ready for the drag race by 9

So what’s the consequence? Nothing Ok. Let me guess, Susan Collins expresses concern.

I dreamt that I died. And then woke annoyed to my alarm clock.

Useless circle

It’s like he’s allergic to intelligence of any type.

They should be kept in a remembrance museum where they won’t be forgotten and repeated.

Since he has a STEM degree, he’s still an APA Pope

Like those people that signed up for DNA sequencing for heritage research. Now that info is going to be sold. The problem is it could be used to discriminate for health insurance or other nefarious reasons

You need something with hydrocortisone to soothe. Not just a lotion

Should have shot it afterwards

“We don’t care about politics anymore. We just want to live in peace.”

They obviously didn’t learn a thing. They’re just not going to vote thinking that it will balance out rather than voting against trumpism.

The funny thing is that if I work harder within the set time, I effectively get paid less for the rate of productivity. If I work to rule and pace myself, then I maximize my pay for the least effort.

I’ve hated ice before it was cool

Apparently they read his book, the art of the deal. It’s like foreign trade for dummies. Wharton taught him wrong as a joke.

Most public school teachers have very little say about what happens in the school or the curriculum. We’re just carrying out orders and hope that students will go along.

Student discipline can only be applied with parent and administrator cooperation. If admin doesn’t do anything about bullying, fighting, or cheating, then the school is screwed.

Look at this nerd with his 4 eyes

I think that university gave me an antisemitic look. Clearly they’re guilty

They’re just going to put his name on the ballot and run it through his hand picked judges. If we just go along with it, Elon will use Star Link to clean up the votes so he wins. Then the scotus will allow because he can’t get impeached and the Senate won’t convict.

Only solution is Luigi.