If it’s anything like Covid tests, we’ll be lucky to get 3 of them for a period of 2 years

Lu Bu had to get Red Hare because he could not handle riding Moo Deng

Damn, that sounds beyond frustrating. Hope blasting you with drugs manages to at least sort it out.

dogs of the oppressive capatalist state

Military otaku

Mixed with a little

I’d argue that it’s not quite as good, but Broken Reality probably would appeal to most fans of Hypnospace Outlaw

I was able to find this promo ad that a DB fansite had a tiny scan of (CW: fascist imagery - there’s a German and Japanese soldier figure depicted, too):

Edit: The site also has some scans of the instructions - worth a check if you want to see a goofy 3-panel Toriyama comic, too

It’s the same for food expiration dates. I treat them as an “ideal before this date, be more observant about the quality of this thing after” date

I’m going to guess not really. Most of the people who used it after Czechoslovakia and the DDR are forces in Africa and former Yugoslav conflicts that just used what they could get for cheap.

I’m holding out hope that the “truth, justice, and the American way” shit might at least be a little ironic, but who knows. His other capeslop movies are pretty decent.

Woo, just saved like $40

I have longed for the day when I could drive a blade peppermint shiv into the heart of that perfidious King Candy

Fixed that for you

But I want the Charmeleon version of that lol

It’s so funny to see these tourists go from “don’t play the samurai assassin’s creed, play ghost of Tsushima” to “don’t play ghost of Tsushima 2, it’s woke and yucky”

I’m surprised we don’t have an emoji of that now.

Dungeons and Dragons is like a specific name-brand RPG product owned by a shitty company called Wizards of the Coast.

Other people and companies make other RPG systems. Pathfinder is probably the biggest and is pretty similar to DnD and has a similar setting. However there’s so many games and settings that you can really find something for anyone. Like giant robots? Magical girls? 80s “kids on bikes” adventures? Post apocalypse wastelands? Vampires and werewolves? Etc - there’s probably a game that would suit your group

I don’t have to hear any more blue curtained admiration of space fascism or babbling about “heresy” or “xenos” when those paint-huffers are talking about current events either

Tabletop games last for hours, too. I can’t imagine voluntarily spending the better part of an afternoon like this.

Building and painting the models seems kinda fun, and I’m sure the game is fun with the right people.

Every time I think “hm, this could be fun,” I remember what Warhammer fans can be like and immediately go back to “nah.”

Too much money to play with the worst dredges of reactionary racist dorks. I’d rather enjoy my free time.

The default face for the vanguard class looks a little like 50 Cent from Blood on the Sand if you squint at him, so he’s actually a descendant of Fiddy in my head canon