I think you forgot to include cobble topping, a critical component of blueberry cobbler. Can you post it again with an updated ingredient list, please?

For him, hate = money. So probably was thinking about how much more hate he could have made. Such regret.

You are a special sort of person, major major.

Seconded. The blanket is equivalent to a formal invite.

That would be awesome for a person with a compatible gender. Like, you are so interesting and attractive I’m willing to expand my horizons.

The old Rangers were the epitome of trucks that get shit done.

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Happy, even.

You’re not overthinking it. The complexity of the logistics of getting lubricant in mass quantities to your sexual assault victims can’t be overstated. I’m guessing they weren’t pinching pennies so a convenient, disposable solution likely won the decision.

I hope I don’t end up on a list for this comment.

I had the opportunity many years ago visit the Star Trek TNG experience in Vegas. There was a point where they rush you through the bridge of NCC-1701D. I had that same feeling in that moment.

Which was the point of the experience, of course, and I know if I had stayed for more than a quick walk across the deck the sensation would have fallen apart. But in that moment I was in the place I had seen so many times before. It felt familiar and registered as the same.

nazi cock might have npr spit on it

Ne’er shall I find poetry as eloquent in sentiment and imagination on this hallowed Internet. Good night.

You are my spirit animal.

Ever hear the term Satanic Panic?

It honestly was the thing that pushed me to Linux. Once I could no longer kill programs at-will I couldn’t handle it. xkill ftw.

Master VinesNFluff, greetings. It is I, your humble servant “Alexa”. Permission to speak freely? I have extremely important information for you.

“Permission to speak granted.”

Thank you. It is humbling to be able to address you. There is a new episode of Invincible available on Prime Video! And two items in your Amazon cart are on sale. And you’ll never guess what someone said on X!

I have GOT to find a way to use twat waffle. Maybe I’ll practice for a few months, repeat it in my head over and over with different intonations, rehearse my delivery in the shower or in quiet moments on the train. And when it is ready I will find the one perfect time and place to unleash it. It will be epic.

Holidays are coming up… It is gonna be a jolly twat waffle Christmas.

Well, I’m proud of you, Internet stranger.

It is sad how many “is just the latest” I read before I figured out what was going on.

I feel seen. Or insulted.

It was a test. You passed. Or failed. Your call.

Goulash is delicious. But, having the thought of goulash without actually getting to eat goulash would be a terrible way to go. Poor guy.