In other words:

The best part of my life right now is the bit where I’m not awake to witness it. Today I have to go drop a few hundred dollars on keeping my car running the same way it was yesterday. Then I get to go home and drown my sorrows in front of the computer because nobody else will hang out with me.

At least there’s alcohol. It’s probably cheap though.

If the chickens decide to start a band, what would it be called?