Still look sick in motion, rage art is a banger as well

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    I Remember when Eddy Gordo was introduced in Tekken 3 and everyone was like “This is a garbage tier character for button mashers. Eddy Gordo needs to go to JAIL!”

    And then Tekken 4 was like “Breaking News!: Eddy Gordo has been arrested and is serving time for the murder of his father. He is not expected to participate in Tekken 4!”

    And the crowd went “Hooray!”

    And then Tekken 4 was like “We now introduce you to his replacment: Christie Montiero! A capoiera fighter with enormous tits that spill out of her tops!”

    And the crowd went "awooga "