You saying I don’t want to get drunk from a naked loli offering free beer with added seasoning from all that smooth surface area?

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Only straight from the tap

If she sits on my face while doing so

I’d serve it.

YES

What, is there another way to drink it?

I would drink it, smell it, lick it and suck on it in the right places, yes