First time here that “if you had to pick one” felt like a threat and not a limit.

No, in fact, fuck no. Absolutely not!

Fuck no

🤢

🤔… Pass

Where we gonna go? Balloonia?

Whoa. Neither.

To unclog a toilet with that mouth? Either one.

Absolutely!!!

I love to sail and anyone who brings their own life raft is welcome

😱

Waterproof bimbo happy meal.