did not steal from reddit I swear
Zelensky is 5’7” (153.88 in non-freedom units), which coincidentally is the same as Putin’s height. Also, Pootpoot is widely suspected of wearing lifts in his shoes.
5’7” (153.88 in non-freedom units)
I don’t know what non-freedom unit you’re using, but in centimeters 5’7" would be ~170.
Apparently the kind that result from me doing the math wrong.
Apparently I’m multi-posting
Apparently the kind that result from me doing the math wrong.
For some reason I thought Putin was like 6’ x”
I guess he is, technically, if you limit the value of x to at most -5.
There’s no stairs in Russia? Well that explains why everyone keeps falling to their death. And to think I was beginning to suspect there was something sinister going on.
He’s being held down by the weight of his massive balls
