So that’s why his mask doesn’t cover his mouth.
It used to, but worn off with friction.
The chin section spontaneously combusted as a result of the furious head he was giving.
Lol.
Hero’s definitely do give cunnilingus. Every time.
🫡
Every time.
Every Now AND Then.
Both before and after penetration
I always knew I was a villain.
… said no woman ever
This is the deleted picture Zack Snyder had posted. Does anyone know what comic it is from? Edit: Looks like Snyder’s tweet is the only source. https://www.vice.com/en/article/akg75k/did-zack-snyder-draw-a-picture-of-batman-going-down-on-catwoman-an-investigation
NSFW
To be honest, that doesnt look all that comfortable, rooftop (dirty ground), batsuit (bulletproof? so I guess its hard?).
Well cats will lay on literally anything and look comfortable and batman is a slut for being miserable so I think it’ll be fine
Everyone always brings up stuff like that but in the moment no one would care. Endorphins are pumping emotions are on fire and they already wanna fuck each other.
It happens.
And presumably they’ve been fighting crime all night in those suits so they’re likely quite sweaty and dirty. And it’s Gotham dirt. Catwoman’s going to wake up with a UTI.
Batman has a utility belt. Do you think he doesn’t have something to freshen up his breath or wipe down his face after getting sprayed with all sorts of shit.
Really seals in the flavor
Looks like Miller’s Batman
Exactly what I was thinking except “That looks exactly like Fatbat”
Batman looks like my cat when it’s about to pounce at the toy
“As sure as I am that he fucks bats, I know he doesn’t go down on women” - DC, probably
Seriously, I know the creators had to fight for the commissioner Gordon storyline, but how did they not allow this given all the other stuff in that show?? Show runners were spot on with the selfish lover comment.
That’s not what DCs mom said.
Ah yes, a true hero
spoiler
resurrects his dead parents into florahuman abominations.
Sure as shit isn’t my headcanon
“A true hero penetrates.”
Edit: Put it in quotes so that you can tell that this is meant as satire.
Balls deep. No wait, even the balls are going in.
Junior Soprano has entered the chat
Just passing by to say it’s a great show
Calling batman a hero is a bit much.