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Oh yeah, a hammer, an axe, an awl, and a fork, with a knife for a tip. I gotta guess the handle ends with a giant spoon.
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the whole handle twists out to give you one hell of a toothpick
When you need a Swiss Army knife, but it hasn’t been invented yet.
… I don’t care how you try to strap that thing to your body, it’s going to be annoying.