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Text overlaying image: I’m a southern trans man. My transition goal is not Tom Holland, it’s that old guy that keeps his cig butts in a special doctor pepper can and has three broke down cars he swears he’ll fix just sitting in his backyard. I will wear the worlds ugliest shirts, and oldest shoes, and I have a “going out” shirt for when we go to Ruby Tuesdays. I want a big dog and a tiny TV on my carport that also serves as a front porch
I’d have a beer in the car port bitching about mechanical failures. Fucking carbs always getting gummed up. People gotta stop putting cheap gas in these older engines.
Spelling out “doctor pepper” is messing with my brain so much.