• De_Narm@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Ah yes, Christmas trees and gifts, the most christian of traditions. Who could forget the iconic parts of the Bible where Jesus suddenly explained the advent of Capitalism and how we should use this one day for even more Capitalism. Kinda lazy of those early christians to wait about 1600 years before they started decorating trees just like the Bible always said to - no wonder God fucked them over so much in the past.

    • TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      1·
      6 months ago

      How high are you?

      Edit: oh boy. I simply referred to that they wrote hiGHjacked and not hijacked. It was a word joke, a pun.

      • Dkarma@lemmy.world
        01·
        6 months ago

        Doesn’t matter , he’s right. Are u unaware??? That’s hilariously sad.

    • Destide@feddit.uk
      English
      0·
      6 months ago

      Pagan solstice>Roman celebrating Saturnus adapted to include Galec and Germanic cultures>Christian Jesus born but not really so how accurate do we think we’ve recorded this word of god?