The cats must be harvesting the Earth’s rotational energy!
Earth was designed by mice as experiment. Now it makes sense why cats and mice hate each other!
What’s 6 times 9?
4213 That is 5410 e.i. 1101102
“I may be a sorry case, but I don’t write jokes in base 13.”
Yes ! This is what Douglas Adams, author of the book series : “The hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy”, said about it.
(nevertheless the answer I like the most)
Quick, stick butter toast on every cat’s back and throw them in the air. Nothing beats infinite energy!
is this the day the earth stood still?
POV: Earthlings reaching the “find out” phase of climate change
Can’t wait to float into space.
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I wouldn’t go very far, I’m surrounded by hills.
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i think everything would collapse toward the core if it all stopped spinning… it would all crunch down to a much tighter, very spherical ball, because the spin is throwing everything outward, in addition to distorting the shape into an oblate form…
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well, we’ve already sort of thrown “gravity” out a fucking window with the whole stopping thing… but yeah, i think we just start to spiral inward maybe…
edit: and then i think everything just stops in a big crunch
finally, global warming is not our biggest problem
Okay but have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? Always works 7 out of 10 times.
Guess there’s nothing to do but melt with you
did you report it?
This isn’t news to me
Sounds like Joshua is in the Valley of Aijalon again.
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Well, time to move to Mars.
Pff, innyalowda.
