After the first round they didn’t check every single device they own? Of course, what’s the chance it happens again!
That poor Hezballah logistics guy who was boasting about the amazing discount he got only a few weeks ago…
“Bulkrate discount! Use promo code ISRAELISAWESOME to get an additional 15% off!”
You bet your ass they’re tearing everything apart in a panic now, at least. Which might be a reason to stop at two devices and save the new shekels.
Shall we check all the remaining beepers?
Nah, discard them and switch to portable radio. They won’t get us a second time.
RIP Hezbollahs procurement team.
ncd gains another prophet (this was posted to r/ncd yesterday)
Well, NCD has a spooky track record, regardless of platform. You know what happens to prophets.
Prophets increase profits?
Holy moly, next will be game consoles and air conditioning units. I would like the honor of starting this rumor in Arabic and Urdu.
for now it’s handheld radios, more pagers, solar energy systems and laptops
Tomorrow they will declare electricity is haram.
Done. The Hebrew Hammer flies at midnight.
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Won’t somebody think of those poor, harmless terrorists in the Jihad Council?!?!1
And also the children and innocent bystanders inevitably maimed and wounded when detonating thousands of explosives in densely populated urban areas. Fuck them too, right
Fuck them too, right
Did I say “fuck those terrorists on the Jihad coucil” or did I say “think about those terrorists on the Jihad Council”?
Take your time with your answer, reading seems to be a challenge for you 🫶
But on that note; do terrorists typically stop engaging in terrorism when there may be collateral damage?
Israel does not, and neither does Hezbollah or Hamas🤷
So why shame one and not all the others? Be better.
They were in the way and became a threat after the initial attack
Yeah we’ll ignore that this type of attack is specifically illegal just about everywhere in every court, even ironically Israeli courts.
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Sorry but those looks like Midland radios (:
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