• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    2 months ago

    After the first round they didn’t check every single device they own? Of course, what’s the chance it happens again!

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      2 months ago

      That poor Hezballah logistics guy who was boasting about the amazing discount he got only a few weeks ago…

      • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe
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        2 months ago

        “Bulkrate discount! Use promo code ISRAELISAWESOME to get an additional 15% off!”

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2 months ago

      You bet your ass they’re tearing everything apart in a panic now, at least. Which might be a reason to stop at two devices and save the new shekels.

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Shall we check all the remaining beepers?

      Nah, discard them and switch to portable radio. They won’t get us a second time.

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    2 months ago

    Holy moly, next will be game consoles and air conditioning units. I would like the honor of starting this rumor in Arabic and Urdu.

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    2 months ago

    Won’t somebody think of those poor, harmless terrorists in the Jihad Council?!?!1

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      And also the children and innocent bystanders inevitably maimed and wounded when detonating thousands of explosives in densely populated urban areas. Fuck them too, right

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        Fuck them too, right

        Did I say “fuck those terrorists on the Jihad coucil” or did I say “think about those terrorists on the Jihad Council”?

        Take your time with your answer, reading seems to be a challenge for you 🫶

        But on that note; do terrorists typically stop engaging in terrorism when there may be collateral damage?

        Israel does not, and neither does Hezbollah or Hamas🤷

        So why shame one and not all the others? Be better.

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          Yeah we’ll ignore that this type of attack is specifically illegal just about everywhere in every court, even ironically Israeli courts.