It’s a family name

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I’m using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.

It was a very successful promotion.

TLC wrote a song about me.

To play off my instance name.

It’s an anagram of my real name, ‘lcdou 991y9’

I’m, uh, a big Korean.

I was hurt by one and haven’t healed

Rocks are cool

One of my nicknames growing up was Lil Miss Potatoes. But now I’m a grown up, so I’m Lady Taters.

You know what?

I didn’t. It’s my IRL nickname. It means ‘short circuit’ (as in ‘easily frustrated’). I’m the opposite of it, I’m the calmest person on this planet. My friends thought it would be funny. (the full word spells ‘Kurzschluss’)

I thought it was funny

I love ninjas and carbonhydrates

mom i’m internet famous