Won’t have to hope for too long…just leave the Cybertruck out in a rainstorm for an hour and it should start corroding away quite nicely. That’s what happens when your company is run by King Bazinga, who can’t be bothered to listen to the metallurgical engineers about how “stainless” doesn’t always mean “rust-proof”.

Replace that with a comrade on a bicycle and it’s goodposting.

Waiting for a guide on how to initiate the ignition of the battery. Probably pretty easy if you have the right cheat codes in minecraft.

Look I commute to work by car (forced by the authoritarian capitalist regime [[United Snakes of Amerikkka] that I live under), and this is me when I see that I’m sharing the road with one of these stainless steel death traps.