(kinda cheating because the headline is halfway to satire already)

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      AP and CNN both reporting, for days, “no known motive”. That says all I need to hear.

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      That way the corpos can try and focus the energy of the low-education religious folks (trying to frame that in a non-disrespectful way as people be people, yo, even the misguided) that live off being constantly angry away from the fact that they all should be targeting their anger at CEOs and instead to some of the old soft made-up topics not based in reality. How long until the corpos spread a rumor that a covid vaccine generated his behavior?

      We citizens get unity and the corpos are all proper fucked. About time we did get some unity. We’re darn close.

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      Witnesses say he enjoyed dihydrogen monoxide. This substance is distributed in schools.