liberals are so shallow

i am very handsome but you know what liberals only care about WhAtS oN tHe InSiDe

im at least a 6

im above average by definition but do liberals care no they dont even see that they see a man who says things they dont like well guess what im more than my beliefs and the words that come out of my mouth alright im a human body with MINIMAL back and knee pain can you believe it at my age

i used to bench 315

i could even throw a pigskin a quarter mile but whenever i bring that up on dates girls dont even care and yet IM the shallow one its absurd and they dont even care that i was popular in highschool but i care about their past because im not shallow i want to know if they were a cheerleader or a geek

look past the person and see me

liberals get stuck on shallow things like who i voted for and how i treat wait staff and that im technically married but they need to practice looking past those superficial things to see how handsome i am and hear my cool stories like about how i met george bush once

do you have tips for courting liberal ladies if so please drop them in the comments

  • Sergio@slrpnk.netEnglish
    4·
    11 days ago

    Wait, I’m confused, is this part of the upsidown tuesday where you do everything backwards?

    WhAtS oN tHe InSiDe

    btw I just realized if you rearrange the letters in INSIDE you get: DEI SIN…

    • Not Chad McTruth@lemmy.worldOPMEnglish
      7·
      11 days ago

      no ttt is optional this is genuine

      I just realized if you rearrange the letters in INSIDE you get: DEI SIN…

      oh my god it was there all along Q tried to tell us

  • nesc@lemmy.cafeEnglish
    2·
    9 days ago

    Would love ro jear about you throwing pigskin, can you tell this story please?!

    • Not Chad McTruth@lemmy.worldOPMEnglish
      6·
      9 days ago

      thanks for asking theres not much to it but back in 02 i used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile and i bet i could throw a football over them mountains and you know what if coach wouldve put me in fourth quarter wed have been state champions no doubt no doubt in my mind and i couldve gone pro if i hadnt injured my knee oh man i wish i could go back in time id take state