Joining up your pentagram clockwise? And that one’s not really large enough to stand in the centre of, not you’ve inscribed your blasphemous sacrament in Enochian anyway. Summoning circle for small children, maybe, not someone in their 30s. Amateurs.

That’s summoning a friend, if you want to make a friend you must become Frankenstein

Do this also work if I want to summon a goat lady instead, as a potential romantic partner? As long as she’s like the goat lady from Pseudoregalia, I’m fine with it. Likely better than loneliness.

Also how to easily make furry friends.

I’ve always loved these vacant mouthless faces, they really make this comic for me.

Ballzebub

We had kids — we wanted to make friends in our 30s, so we just made the friends. Problem solved.

(In all seriousness, your friend — or at least, acquaintance — group explodes when you have daycare/kid activities.)

woah is that jschlatt