Born too late to explore the Earth

Born too early to explore the galaxy

Born just in time to finance a pizza

What a world we live in. This is incredibly stupid

Unbelievably fucking stupid

I love ordering food delivery, but I’m sorry if you gotta finance your food order you shouldn’t be ordering it for delivery.

Burritos are terrorist cartel food designed to attack American buttholes and fatten our military. I don’t eat burritos. I will never eat burritos. Only burgers and bbq for this god damn American.