Oh thank God it’s the onion

Not oniony enough, still believable and probably just gonna give them ideas.

don’t give them any ideas

What’s with the weird hamburger bun shapes? Are those supposed to outline the very obvious thing in the pics, like a useless red circle?

If he had any sense he would have shaved and gone for the Lex Luthor look.

The Democrats are using WMD*s!

*Words of Manifested De-hairing.