smoking is what cancels the body’s natural magnetism which is the force that causes telephone poles and AA missiles to be pulled to you.

It seems the trick is to avoid half measures.

I used to say “Dengists aren’t a thing, log off reddit and go outside nerd”

I may have to rethink that

I already drink heavily, guess I have to take up smoking.

Guess I’ll need to drink more in order to live longer then

not true, Lei Feng is immortal

Mao also drank and was a “womanizer” right?

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So hard to find opium :(

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