It’s a hand model’s hyperbaric chamber ala David duchnovny
Joseph Burrow, Ventriloquist
The contraption is the Nintendo Power Glove.
Honestly, if you look at the pic, the “contraption” looks exactly like this: https://www.amazon.com/ONISSI-Gaming-Gloves-Sweaty-Hands/dp/B099TT3VYS
He’s said multiple times that he plays Smash Bros on the plane.
Queen about to knock out 2 QB’s for the season.
(kidding here, Joe is ok in my book)
Suspend Brady for 4 games
I mean it could have just been a precaution and there is no official injury
I can understand precautionary braces when playing a contact sport. I think every lineman wears one. But a precautionary brace for getting off a bus?
He’s fine. It’s fine.
Obviously the pain box from Dune
Let’s see if he’s the Kwisatz Haderach
A contraption? Has he become more machine than man, twisted and evil?
I was pretty sure I was watching some video of a guy pranking in the facility and I dunno how recent it was but basically the guy jump scared Burrow and the jokes in the room (and comments)were all “it’s way too early for that shit.” I just can’t remember if it was here or YT because this sub is really anti-fun and would probably take down that video if it got posted here.
Anyways I think a lot of people had.missed the significance that early morning starts usually = med room and didn’t really question it then, but I think this makes it a lot more obvious that Burrow is probably nursing something longer term…
Just a thought I suppose. Not sure how convinced I am of it either but the signs are adding up.
I feel like they deleted it because they didn’t post anything on the injury report which is really for
gambling addictsfantasy football wink wink.Also NFL players are probably sore all over so I wouldn’t be surprised if a bunch of guys had various braces/support stuff they used during the week.
But he did have a bloody finger last week
Only missing the Time Stone.
Contraption makes it sound like Burrow invented some sort of weapon out of a comic book.
Burrow is going from just wearing a wrist brace on a flight to bring voiced by Brendan Frasier in a single tweet.
