He’s been shown to do shit like moving entire lunch tables with kids and throwing an entire kid in that one bebe episode Do you think so?
Under all that fat, there is big bones.
He did defeat Mr. Nelson the dwarf/midget who was a black belt.
And laughed even after getting sucker punched.
wendy kicked the shit out of him.
Not Cartman, because he’s not big boned, he’s fat.
What one could qualify as big boned, or just those guys and gals who are bigger humans, tend to have muscle behind it to boot.
Point in case, when I was like 13, my cousin was a big boy. And as an edgy teenager who played sports I thought he was just fat. I forget how it happened but he flexed and I couldn’t believe his arm was ENTIRELY muscle. It instantly changed my opinion of his size. I went from thinking I could do okay in a fight (he’s taller than me too), to never wanting to be hit by him. Ever.
Think how strong you would be if you always carried a 40 pound vest.
But if you had to lift an extra 40lb plus the 40lb vest you’re wearing then you start getting into trouble.
Gravity is on the side of the heavy. As is knowing how to use the weight with strength has its advantages.
Wendy beats his ass remember?
NGL I think he is but he just doesn’t use his strength/weight in fights because he’s just a worst fighters than other cans
Honestly man could just tackle anyone and sit on them and that would be a free win
He beat the midget up pretty good…
Made him his btch really by making him say all that stuff as he held him down…
He’s not fat and unimportant. He’s ripped and sweet.
And he’s festively plumped.
And kewl
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Cartman: “Dont call me fat goddammit!” I’m not fat! I’m big boned! Stop calling me fat you GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!"
Well he does seem to be somewhat physically active so he very much likely has some lower body bulk at least
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Beefcake!