He/She will be Indian or of Indian descent. Bet $5
There will only be one Tim Apple
I volunteer for the spot. I’ve been practicing my finger tip presses during zoom meetings for it.
Well we all know how Succession ended.
Dear Investors: don’t worry. It’s a very detailed plan.
Promote the Eldest Boy.
Apple doesn’t give a shit about investors
It will be Scott Forstall returning like the messiah
Haha! What is he doing these days, anyway…?
There hasn’t been much in the spotlight but he randomly produced a Broadway musical that won 8 Tony Awards in 2020 :D
He wouldn’t know the way back to Cupertino if he uses his version of apple maps
SKEUUU MURP ISM
SKEUUU MURP ISM
the only pick who would actually make me excited about apple’s future
Same man
Eldest boy?!
“Introducing uhhh the new fucking iPhone, ok yeah, for sure”
I hope whoever Apple picks brings back the excitement to the company. Tim’s great, but he’s an ops guy at heart. Every single Apple event is “This is slightly better than the one before it”.
“The successor knows the most vital priority to the company to Apple is the continuation of Watch bands.”
“we have a long term plan in place for exponentially increasing SKUs every year”
Apple had two succesfull CEOs: Steve Jobs and Tim Cook.
Why did you write this
John Cena
Let’s be honest, the largest stockholders (Vanguard, Blackrock, and Berkshire Hathaway) will choose whomever will generate the largest return for them. When Tim Cook leaves, I promise you that what little of Apple’s core values remain will be sacrificed on the alter of creating more value for shareholders.
I’m gonna be really bummed if the new CEO, by coincidence, doesn’t have the name Johnny Appleseed.
Is it just me or does Apple feel like it’s heading in the complete opposite direction Steve Jobs would have taken it.
Imo steve jobs would we hella proud of what apple has become today.
It’s not just you …
The community overwhelmingly downvoted my original comment, but I just feel like the quality control on Apple hardware and software has gone down along with the care about the user experience and genuine privacy.
No, Steve’s direction really wasnt THAT crazy in the 21st century Apple. It would be slightly different, the product stack would be simpler, but nothing revolutionary
Pretty sure it has been more successful than ever
It’ll be Jeff Williams, and Tim Cook’s enshittifaction of the product lines will probably continue to get worse with him at the helm.