For me it’s a tie between:

Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

and

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Or what he said…

Right guys?

Because of gay?

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.

“That’s what she said”

How the turntables…

And

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott