Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
DON’T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE
When light life them on gives fire you lemons
You silly lemons
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I’m Gonna Have My Lab Boys Invent A Combustible Lemon That Burns Your House Down.
The memes I appreciate most are ones that are a reply to a comment and not a post in and of themselves.
Citrus peel ejects flammable liquids when squeezed. Orange are the best, it looks like small droplets that goes pop and fizz.
FIRE YOU LEMONS
But only when light life them on gives.
When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!
“Jobu, you no help me now… I say ‘fuck you Jobu,’ I do it myself.”
As I read this I’m picturing a massive pirate ship with the captain yelling “Fire you lemons!” at the crew.
And then maybe the cannons fire lemons.
Thats a window into my dreams
In the dream, is the ship also a lemon?
“A lemon isn’t naturally ocurring and is a hybrid by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron! Which means: Life never gave us lemons, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!”
I could swear Ive heard this on a standup show or a tweet or somewhere, just can’t remember where
