[CW: kitchen eggs]

Image description: a tumblr post (made by crusader-kings) asking about how to crack eggs, (the ones laid by chickens, not trans eggs) with a tag (added by homura) responding with ‘i tell him he’s pretty and start calling him my wife’

I apologize for the bad image description, this is not my area of expertise.

  • Turun@feddit.de
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    10 months ago

    The edge of whatever container you intend to put the eggs in is the only way to go.

  • Miss Brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 months ago

    I once cracked a hard-boiled egg to use it for a sandwich at dinner. Like, slamming it on the table, because why not.

    It was not in fact hard-boiled.

    I had raw egg all over everything. Everything

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    i used to crack eggs on my forehead for teh lulz

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    also sometimes used the knuckles of my fist, which works better, but less lulz

  • First Majestic Comet@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM
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    I use a knife to crack the eggs in the middle, seems weird I know but it works very well for me and doesn’t leave shell fragments. You don’t need a very sharp knife, just needs to be sharper than a butter knife.

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    10 months ago

    I apologize for the bad image description, this is not my area of expertise.

    I think a generalized description like yours is more often used for screenshots of image posts. For text posts, it’s more common to transcribe the actual text of the post. Something like:

    Tumblr post by user crusader-kings on 2022-02-19:

    can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sink’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

    #i tell him he’s pretty and start calling him my wife