Geese have been used as guardian animals for hundreds of years.
Therefore, Security Goose!

Niji prompt: a cute goose wearing a security guard uniform and holding a flashlight, peering alertly around with narrowed eyes, the goose is on the lookout for intruders, night scene --ar 4:3 --niji 6

I wanted to make an anthropomorphic goose at first. But this one is just too cute in his little jacket, hat and… flashlight holder? Don’t think too hard about that last one please :)

Edit: apparently all the links to the discord images are broken, so I had to re-link them :(
I guess that’s on me for being so lazy :)

Meet Dam Wright, Architect!

Meet Dam Wright, the beaver architect extraordinaire. By day, he’s a master of blueprint and design, crafting eco-friendly, sustainable lodges with a flair that only a beaver with his keen eye for structural integrity could muster. With a a pencil always tucked behind his ear, Dam is the go-to beaver for all woodland architectural needs. His works are not just dams; they’re masterpieces of wood and mud, celebrated for their innovative water management and cozy interiors.

Dam Wright, the beaver architect, embodies the spirit of creativity and commitment, proving that one can build dreams from the ground up, both professionally and personally, all within the walls of a dam built with love.

Workflow: First I asked Chat GPT for ideas and this was the one I liked best. Then I asked it for several art styles that would go well with this and I picked one.

Prompt: Create an image of an Anthropomorphized beaver as an architect who is designing homes and buildings that look like beaver dams, use the fauvism art style

Then I asked it: Redo the image and add Hollywood style post effects to make it look like a still from a summer blockbuster movie in a 16:9 aspect ratio

Then I had it do a few revision and this is my favorite

“Would you like anything else ?”

Prompt:

Visualize a realistic scene in a supermarket with aa rat as a cashier, but in a more photorealistic manner. The animal, looking very similar to an actual animal but standing upright, is behind the checkout counter. It wears a simple cashier’s uniform, complete with a name tag. It seems disinterested and bored, leaning on one hand at the register, with the other hand barely touching a grocery item on the conveyor belt. The scene around it includes a realistic supermarket setting with aisles of products. The atmosphere is quiet, reflecting its lack of enthusiasm for its job.

Made with comfyui.

Makeup Artist

Prompt: anthropomorphized bee working as a (makeup artist:1.2), illustrStyle <lora:illustrStyle:1>
Negative Prompt: ac_neg1 ac_neg2 negativeXL_D unaestheticXL_Sky3.1

Bing: A bumblebee as a helicopter pilot, pollinating a field of wild flowers.

Rexsi is a professional futballer

Prompt: Photorealistic Tyrannosaurus rex as a futbol goalie In action swatting away a ball

Here’s my submission.

The prompt : an ape wearing a zoo guardian’s costume and cap, walking in an outside zoo enclosure with grass on the ground. The ape is holding a box that says “Human food”. Around him, some humans are kneeling on all four, in their underwear only, waiting to get food from the ape. Realistic photo.

Bing: create an image of a rabbit mowing a lawn in the style of van gogh

What if a dog was a mail carrier?

Created with Bing Image Creator with the prompt:

dog/human mail carrier standing on rear legs in full uniform with a mail bag across it's body. They are delivering mail to a mailbox in front of a house. Photorealistic

Other interesting pictures from similar prompts:

I really like the last one, but it’s more in line with something like bring your pet to work day with the human mail carrier in the background.

Pigeon post

Bing Prompt : A pigeon, in a mailman uniform, deliver mails to a house, pencil drawing

Not my first idea, but wasn’t happy with the mosquito nurse drawing blood, so I went to something easier

Meet our new pilotsss!

Prompt: 1000s of monkeys sitting at typewriters, orderly rows, dystopian, digital art, ultra HD, 4k, close up, bokeh, depth of field

Workflow: Low effort. I was on my phone when I came up with the idea so I just used Bing/Copilot/DALL-E, iterated on prompts until I finally got a good image with the typewriters facing the correct direction… Though having them face the wrong way did have a level of humour to it.

(first time here, so hopefully I don’t break any rules!)

Let’s go with a great classic:

In the bingilator:

“A small animal person is stressed about working in a penitentiary as an executioner”

23 Tries.

Some other ones from the same prompt not in the running:

You need tough guys to patrol on these streets

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    "Fooocus V2 Expansion": "a gorilla (dressed as police:1.3), Rim Lighting, (empty street:1.5), neon signs, raining, digital art, sign that says NIGHT CLUB, cyberpunk city background, intricate, elegant, highly detailed, sharp focus, perfect dynamic light, professional composition, dramatic, cinematic, breathtaking, new bright colors, inspired, designed, rich",
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    "Resolution": "(1024, 1024)",
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    "Refiner Model": "None",
    "Refiner Switch": 0.5,
    "Sampler": "dpmpp_2m_sde_gpu",
    "Scheduler": "karras",
    "Seed": 3644486667727718124,
    "LoRA 1": "sd_xl_offset_example-lora_1.0.safetensors : 0.1",
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