Seems like a lot of effort… can I just ball it up and go for a free throw?
And does it have to be a burn barrel? Or will a latrine do?
I like your initiative.
Did you at least wipe with it first?
Why would you go through the trouble of folding it—a manner of convening respect—prior to setting that shitrag alight?
Especially since you could just cut it in convenient strips of toilet paper?!
convenient strips of toilet paper
I don’t let things which have shown support for chattel enslavement anywhere near my asshole.
Better than in the White House.
Better than in the White House.
For legal reasons I’m not free to disclose whether my asshole has been anywhere near the whitehouse, nor if it was what it was doing there.
You forgot to piss on it first
You have to piss on the ashes after, else it doesn’t light as well
The triangle fold implies respect. Just crumple that shit
Gen. Sherman with laser eyes: “did you say burn?”
Why so much hatred? Are the other siders better humans just because they gave away slaves earlier than the southerns?
Yes
