jk, some europeans are cool
illinucky
wrong, it’s actually
spoiler
misillinucky, don’t forget Missouri!
edit: it’s annoying how different platforms have different spoiler syntax
Little Egypt
Home of the Buttermid, the world’s largest pyramid made of butter
So we got Cahokia, the Bass Pro Pyramid, and now a pyramid made of butter.
new york
A.D. 2101 - a malarial floodplain home to a gang of cannibal boaters, swamp pirates, and the last known whereabouts of the eldest son of the High Legatus of St. Louis.
on more job for a full pardon…
this joke doesn’t really work because americans don’t even know their own geography
they call these regions “flyover states” because they don’t have hollywood or new york hotdogs
You really only need to know 5 states, california (this covers the entire west coast), NY (this covers everything north of Maryland), Florida (this covers everything south of North Carolina), Texas, and everything else is Ohio.
Virginia erasure
Come over sometime, the folks at 1000 Colonial Farm Road, Langley, Fairfax County, Virginia are very nice.
Barkansas
SCP-5318008
:cognitohazard:
New Madrid clearly
All borders are constructs, you can’t trick me into learning geography.
Missillintucky
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
U.S. Out of North America!
damn euros are so fucking slaves the the angloid media hegemony & they have remnants of a working education system. SO Obviously they know all your states (fucking Sims) , and Obvious they see that angloid subtribe put a fake state there ,thereby proving that euros generally know their shit.
Dismaine
Fine, I name this area “New Middlesex”. You cannot use whatever the original name was ever again, and that is frankly exactly what you should have expected when you asked Europeans to name part of your country.
