Oh shit they hit three mines
It’s 4th of July. Aliens attack, a wild Will Smith appears.
With no other major white pieces left the white horse and the rainbow unicorn have to decide who becomes the new king.
The rainbow unicorn states that its horn makes it clearly superior and therefor it should be king.
But the normal white horse is supported and encouraged by its 2 partner horsies.
White horse challenges rainbow unicorn horse for a game of CHESS on E1. Winner takes the crown!
When the real kings get back it’s gonna be like Troy coming back with the pizza in Community.
Place a battleship on the board from c2-c6.
That pawn’s been through this before. It checks B4 for mines.
Starbucks goes out of coffee, leaving white pieces without caffeine
Yas, Queen!
Can of beans to C3
Space time warp hits the board, transforming everything to 4d chess
White knight’s social anxiety gets the best of him, and he runs away to z5
I don’t know anything about chess but these squares aren’t colorful enough. I think we need some new colors.
I haven’t follow it for a few days, and WTH is going on? Is that princess fiona? So where is shrek? So, dunkey (jason) with his dragon comes to aave the princess fiona from the gay queens around her.
While the white pieces are busy at Starbucks, the Black pieces make their own coffee at home, Checkmate through frugal game play.
The Queen Alexandra’s Birdwing butterfly unleashes it’s true power.
That’s a feather in my cap!
