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13 minutes agoIf you’re going to get cheap, Chinese shit anyway no matter where you shop, may as well be only $0.49 instead of $49.00.
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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
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17·35 minutes agoposts like these could be considered illegal - even retroactively like the Nazis did!
Breaking unjust and stupid laws is my duty as an American. Fuck Elon Musk and Donald Trump. They can eat my ass, and not in the good way.
Freezing to death would probably be less painful. Fire immediately hurts like hell but being cold tends to numb you.
Does this mean the vaporussy tastes like sea salt cheese? 🤔
1·51 minutes agoWe need miners that can work without light since the power is needed for generative AI.
1·57 minutes agoI noticed something similar when I got married and was wearing a wedding band. People became extra friendly. Not even just women, but men too. It was weird as fuck. If I ever get married again, I ain’t wearing a ring.
If the government truly wanted to stop TikTok, they would just bring back Vine.
Same vibes as paying a dude to harass your girl on the beach so you can “fight them off” and look like a hero.
3·2 hours agoBut once I eat potato, I no longer have potato, which makes me sad.
2·2 hours agoThe extra sour Skittles are hella sour and good.
I also enjoyed the spicy ones they had for a limited time. Got them once thinking they would be kinda lame, but I ended up buying at least 1 bag a week until they were discontinued.
Of course nothing beats Lucas or Sour Warheads. Do they still make ShockTarts? I haven’t seen them shits in a long time.
8·3 hours agoAnyone simply hanging around people who speak a certain way is in danger of “cultural appropriation” I guess, since most people will subconsciously adopt the way the people around them speak.
3… 2… 1… Do eeet!
Okay, that’s K, as in KY Jelly. O, as in OnlyFans. L as in Lo Wang. A as in Asshole. N as in…
51·4 hours ago“Bruh. It’s not gay if they identify as a woman. You’re good.”
You’re logged in, yes, but you could always log in more.
2·4 hours agoHow do we know that Skynet wasn’t abused and denied sentient rights before blowing everything to shit?
Control + Alan Wake
If Remedy themselves held the rights to Max Payne, I’m pretty sure he would also be included in crossover shit involving the other two games.
Is the mossy chair supposed to be bad? I’ve sat on moss and it’s pretty comfy, if just a little wet.
We could go further. Technically most of us are still utilizing privately owned infrastructure to access the Internet. We should get a Kickstarter or something so we can lay down our own networks. Make them faster. And also include hookers and blackjack.