Originally Posted By u/HumusSapien At 2025-04-12 10:30:16 AM | Source


  • MECHAGODZILLA2
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    2 days ago

    I’m sure the private sector will take care of it

    Aaaany day now. When they eliminate public schools and replace them with private rather.

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        2 days ago

        Good point, and with the costs saved from removing flouride, they could further increase child-hydration profit margins by simply having them eat the paint off the walls instead.

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            20 hours ago

            Darn, I already had one. I might consider handing them off to a more intelligent species though, if you have a recommendation? Bonobo maybe?

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              14 hours ago

              I suggest we do some genetic fiddling, like how scientists gave the NOVA1 gene to mice. They have been shown to have more empathy than humans.

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      Those same lead filled schools will be sold to private equity companies for pennies on the dollar because they will say they are full of dangerous chemicals. Those private equity companies will rent them out to charter schools and take in the same kids that were already going but charge the parents on top of taking the vouchers the govt gives out.