ickplant@lemmy.world to Futurama @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoAlways cracks me upimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1362arrow-down13
arrow-up1359arrow-down1imageAlways cracks me upickplant@lemmy.world to Futurama @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-squarestinermanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·2 months agoI explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.
minus-squarenon_burglar@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoHow was your night on the sofa?
minus-squareSpitefulSprite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoBut having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them… 😭 lmao
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·2 months agoI also choose that guy’s dead fish
I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.
How was your night on the sofa?
But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them… 😭 lmao
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I also choose that guy’s dead fish