• SwingingTheLamp
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    1 year ago

    Sure, boss, and when somebody cries about their kid getting hit by a truck on the way to school, you can show up and say, “Well, akshually, it’s a crossover SUV, so it has a unibody.” I’m sure that completely changes the issue. /s

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      1 year ago

      If there’s an epidemic of people being killed by pickup trucks, and a bunch of dipshits are on the internet screaming “we have to ban SUVs!” despite SUVs already being illegal, then yes, yes I will.

      • SwingingTheLamp
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        1 year ago

        Your commitment to pendantry over empathy and common sense is rock solid, at least.