Because grocery shopping in a capitalist hellscape wasn’t grating enough, apparently.

I’m already in your damn store! Shut up!

Fuck you Loblaws (Canadians will understand this.)

  • I remember I went to this big regional hardware store in the Midwest (of course the owner was a huge chud shithead too) and they would play recordings of “deals” over the PA constantly, and between them every fucking time was their incredibly obnoxious jingle. I was only in there once for less than twenty minutes, I can only imagine the irreversible damage it has done to the employees.