Shared custody? Do you really think he gives a fossilized shit about his kids? How the hell would this broke-brain loser show everyone that he studied the blade while we were all partying, if he has to raise them?

What would his conversations with his son be like, anyway?

“Dad look I can tie my shoe!“ “Yes”

“Dad I got a A!” “Looking into it”

“Dad I think I might like boys…” “Pure evil”