He should start a hustle or maybe cut back on the avocado toast.

Ahh whom I kidding that fucker has probably never touched a vegetable other than a french fry and the gurkin between his thighs, assuming he can reach.

Thoughts and prayers. Also, just get a better job.

March 25th is the deadline

He should do an onlyfans!

I would love to see what happens if he can’t make it.

I’m assuming I’ll be disappointed, though. This gross fuck has avoided almost all consequences his whole life.