Habib Battah was flying from Paris to Toronto with Air France plane when he noticed a “manure” smell. Getting on his hands and knees, he discovered the floor was wet with what the airline says was blood and feces from a passenger two flights earlier.

“I said it smells like merde – s**t. She handed me wet wipes. I started wiping and it was red – blood red. And it kept coming up red. I was like, ‘What the hell is this?’ I just wanted to see what it was. After a while, one of the flight attendants said, ‘You’d better go wash your hands, and here are some gloves.’”

I love how they Uno-Reversoed the passenger into wiping it up.